| Bio: | Slid right out of Mom's vag in Bryan, TX. Lived there(my parents are aggies, which will come into play later in the story) 12 years with family. First sexual experience, first use of tobacco, alcohol, firearms, pornography, all in Bryan. Family moved to east texas. I escaped to Denton in 1997. I met all these hot chicks: Leah, Alison, Heather, Nari, Shawna, Jules, Val, Sperm, etc.... I lost my virginity in a cemetary in early spring, 1999. Graduation. Moved to Baylor. Bad idea. Moved to Austin. Good Idea, but Dad rags on me for being a teasip. School for 3 more years and now I have no job. Drugs. Sadness. Enter my love affair with the banjo...I love to feel its bony curves on my knee. Fuckin Republican bastard ruined the economy and my life: moved back home with my parents and applied to gradual school. Got in. . . in Mississippi. I said fuck it, and went. One year of drugs, alcohol, southerners, did I say drugs?, and sadness. There are cool people hiding out in mississippi, and I found some of them. I love Beckett--Molloy is all foreplay. I love music, esp. rad girl bands, indie hot girls, sweet but punky hot girls, hot goth girls, etc. And hot goth guys. I'm not really all that interested in politics, math, heavenly father's plan for me, freddy prince, jr., or money. I love hedgehogs, mud, beer, herb, love-bites, Indian food, Hansen's Cherry Vanilla Creme Soda, and swimming. |
